June 2010 Archives

Yeehaw Cowgirl- trucker-marine! Way to pull it together this morning. I'm wondering do people NOT look in the mirror when they leave the house? Honestly honey, not one of your friends stopped you on the way out and said "Hey, that doesn't look so cute?" If not, you better turn in those friends for some new ones. Look closely now- check out that wrist! Is that a scrunchie? By golly I didn't know they still made those things. Honestly you need to make a decision- are you an 80's gal? A trucker? A cowgirl? A marine? Or D-all of the above? If you chose option D we suggest you see a therapist, that's what I believe is called split personality disorder. Seek help quickly!

MC²

Really? No, seriously. Really? Does this bag even have a fashion term? Hmm..mini backpack seems most appropriate and that is only because the fashion world has not named this type of bag because well, they do not acknowledge it as fashion! Ladies- note to self this type of "pocketbook" if that's what YOU call it, is not acceptable-Do NOT be seen wearing it on walks, on trips and most importantly do not wear it out of your house. Only those ladies under the age of 12 ( a.k.a children) are allowed to carry these and you should note they usually have pictures of Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brother's on them-take a hint would ya?

No shirt, no shoes, no service has a whole new meaning to Connecticut residents. Not taking this rule into account is my man Mr. Nudie here. Apparently, shirts are over rated these days as men in CT are finding it cooler during the warmer days to bare it all. Going topless is no longer a "chic thing." Ya, we like tattoos, sure we'd love maybe a little peek at a few of them - but is it really necessary that we see all 600 midday in Hartford?  Tops off Mr. Nudie!  Let's just say if you get a few stares - Don't say I haven't warned you.

Seeing that there are only about two places in CT left where smoking is permitted Mr. Yale Graduate Wannabe here is making sure he is at one of them.  A Mohegan Sun visit prompted Mr. YGW to want to light up at the club. If this man was wearing this outfit walking down Wall Street- sure it'd make sense. Maybe he's wearing it as a speaker at a seminar- okay we get it. But why oh why Mr. YGW are you wearing an argyle sweat at the club? We'll let it slide this time-only assuming you did not bring a change of clothes on your casino trip. I hope you won big because you definitely gambled and lost on your outfit attempt.