July 2010 Archives

Do you think these girls are soccer fans or are just color blind? I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they're World Cup fans- well at least the one in pink is although I'm not quite sure which team wears pink- in fact I don't think any country represents pink? Anywho-in regards to the other one- I'm not sure what her deal is. Those high boots seem a little dominatrix to me? Maybe they're on their way to a soccer party hoping to show off their "feminine dominatrix skills?" tisk tisk tisk ladies....

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 Vroom Vroom! Is that the sound of this woman's Harley or the fashion police coming to put her away? Don't get me wrong- I'm into bikes- love Harley's and street bikes and give much credit to the women who ride them but this my friend is taking it too far!! Biker chicks are supposed to be hot and this woman is umm... "NOT"! You can wear all black without looking like you're going to the funeral of your long lost riding friend. You're not at a Harley fest- you're in public!! As my dear friend Paris Hilton would say "That's soooo NOT hot."- and we mean that nicely. J

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Whoa! Is this even legal? These pants could stop traffic! Wait- Scratch that- These LEGGINGS could stop traffic! They look like a five year old's art project in which he was instructed to "make a colorful Zebra!" Speaking of Zebra's I hope this woman does NOT plan on visiting the wild anytime soon because she sure would give a male Zebra the wrong impression! Are those pants some sort of mating sign? As if these spastic leggings weren't bad enough how about that bag we could probably call a sac? I mean did this lady just step off the African tundra? I'm at a loss for words. Ugh!

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  If I was a guy and I was looking for a girl with short shorts, cowboy boots who a fan of John Deere and could drink her face off this would be her! It's sad to think this, but I honestly believe in her mind this girl thinks she looks good. Although I do admire the "crunchy' curls (ha) which means she took the time to use gel, I can't help but get an image of her doing a keg stand out of my mind. Harsh? I don't think so. You're a woman for a reason, let's try dressing like one. Ok?

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